Here it went... first off, two coats of Annie Sloan Versailles chalk paint. This is how much coverage I got with one coat.
Next, I cut up an old invoice I purchased from TICA last year, into sections that would look interesting enough on their own. (I know, how could I?).
Now, I am literally waiting, not watching, glue dry so that I can go on to the waxing. It doesn't look good right now, but once the glue dries clear, it's going to look much better.
Here it is with clear and dark wax and a spray-painted knob. Not bad for a couple hours' work...